And now, Morgan the Magician will Attempt to Urinate While Encased in Spanx
An oldie for the newbies
The photo before you, taken at my niece’s wedding a few years ago, when I was but a babe of 71, marks a historic moment in my life: It was the last time I ever wore the hideous troika of Spanx, heels, and contact lenses. The photographer must have been working with a very fast lens, one of those things that can capture a bullet …