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Teresa Carpenter's avatar

Even my parakeet is laughing. Or, especially. my parakeet is laughing.

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Bliss Grey's avatar

Run little kittens, run!

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Damn it, Hulk- you used to be cool...

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Diana M Eden's avatar

Single cat lady here. Laughing.

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Therry Neilsen-Steinhardt's avatar

CHILDLESS cat lady here, laughing! Get with the program, Diana

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Margo Howard's avatar

Don't laugh. (Sorry, that's inappropriate here.) My point was that if schlepping around a kitten would be useful, he would do it. And that would be a nice reminder of the moon face gerbil <credit: that's Lucian Truscott's name for Vance> insulting millions of "childless cat ladies." And when he loses, well, those cats will hit the streets again.

So it goes in politics.

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Tinker Twine's avatar

Love this. So perspicacious and funny. Great ending!

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Carol Ardman's avatar

😂

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Noah's avatar

Trump; he's just a pussy that can be beat by the tiger Harris!!

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Roz Warren's avatar

Brilliant!

As usual.

"Dragon, Tiger, Phoenix and Garfield."

That made me laugh out loud.

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Susanna Cuyler's avatar

As always wonderful to read you. Thank you.

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