Do I Have Food on My Face or Are You Wildly Signaling a Rescue Helicopter?

Have we become a nation of fastidious slobs? Or is this another annoying age thing?

My friend Herb is 82 and if he goes for more than six weeks without getting a haircut he develops Einstein Head.  Einstein Head is that halo of flyaway white hair which didn’t even look good even on Einstein, but as he was considered the most brilliant man in the world, no one had the nerve to mention it.

Herb, not to belittle his accomplishments, is a h…