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According to the Safety Warnings that came with the Yamaha upright I just purchased, it is dangerous to sit on pianos.

I just felt that I should point this out in case any of your readers are tempted to sit on their piano after reading this.

I also wanted to mention that I got at least $5 worth of chuckles from reading this. And I laughed out loud twice, which is worth at least another $5.

Subscribing to you is a bargain!

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We'll always have Paris -- and your wonderful column, I hope!

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Love it.

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You had me with the two guys arguing over the price of M-95 masks. I knew there had to be something funny about COVID, and you, of course, managed to find it in your extensive archives! More! More!

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(she had me at Ugarte's non-elbowed cough...)

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Thank you, Loosh!

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