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I feel that I know everybody here well enough to say that I have never used ozone therapy rectally.

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Will granite due in lieu of jade, or is that too Walmart?

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How about neither? Neither sounds good to me.

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Possibly "do?"

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i want some of those crystals remembering names is a bitch

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Smiling the whole way. Poor Herb.

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Anita,

I begged him to leave. But once he heard about those products for men.....

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So funny. The funniest thing is i couldn't figure out how much was true. You gotta send this to SNL or someone should film it.

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If I remember right, all of the GOOP products -- until I get to the Boomer line -- are real. Here's a link to one of my favorites: https://goop.com/heretic-this-smells-like-my-vagina-roll-on/p/

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I actually laughed. Twice.

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Oh, to be able to say, “City desk, get me rewrite!" one more time! All's I need is a working newspaper office. And a dial phone. Maybe a green visor over my forehead and some of those elastic bands above my elbows. -30-

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Absolute gem! I love getting a giggle before 9 a.m.

Didn’t either of you notice Ralf Fiennes clapping his hands (a la “The Menu”) just as things were going bad?

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You've done it again!!! What a gift to start the day laughing, many thanks!

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Another winner! There are some truly great lines here - and I wouldn’t be surprised if you’ve actually predicted one of Paltrow’s plans! Brava, Joyce!

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