The Queen of the Vaginal Steam has offered a night at her California guest house on Airbnb to combat "the loneliness of the human condition". What dark secrets lurk within?
Oh, to be able to say, “City desk, get me rewrite!" one more time! All's I need is a working newspaper office. And a dial phone. Maybe a green visor over my forehead and some of those elastic bands above my elbows. -30-
I feel that I know everybody here well enough to say that I have never used ozone therapy rectally.
Will granite due in lieu of jade, or is that too Walmart?
How about neither? Neither sounds good to me.
Possibly "do?"
i want some of those crystals remembering names is a bitch
Smiling the whole way. Poor Herb.
Anita,
I begged him to leave. But once he heard about those products for men.....
So funny. The funniest thing is i couldn't figure out how much was true. You gotta send this to SNL or someone should film it.
If I remember right, all of the GOOP products -- until I get to the Boomer line -- are real. Here's a link to one of my favorites: https://goop.com/heretic-this-smells-like-my-vagina-roll-on/p/
I actually laughed. Twice.
Oh, to be able to say, “City desk, get me rewrite!" one more time! All's I need is a working newspaper office. And a dial phone. Maybe a green visor over my forehead and some of those elastic bands above my elbows. -30-
Absolute gem! I love getting a giggle before 9 a.m.
Didn’t either of you notice Ralf Fiennes clapping his hands (a la “The Menu”) just as things were going bad?
You've done it again!!! What a gift to start the day laughing, many thanks!
Another winner! There are some truly great lines here - and I wouldn’t be surprised if you’ve actually predicted one of Paltrow’s plans! Brava, Joyce!