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Hey Joyce, you missed your calling. You definitely should have gone into TV.

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I can't believe ABC passed on this proposal.

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Apr 14Liked by Joyce Wadler

Perfect!

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Apr 14Liked by Joyce Wadler

Always such a joy to read your posts!! You're absolutely hysterical 😂 Thank you for making my Sunday afternoon brighter!!

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Apr 14Liked by Joyce Wadler

You have made this big mouth speechless cause I c an"t stop laughing at your positively insane, hysterically funny, brilliant imagination. Love ya!

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Apr 13Liked by Joyce Wadler

I knew you couldn't stay away ...

I will be curious as to whether or not ABC puts the, forgive me, dead hand on a Golden Bachelorette season. The ABC lawyers should have put in a clause saying they must remain together for a year.

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possible contestants might be further drawn in due to this possible lure: "Dead men tell no tales...about tail" not that this crowd seems too focussed on privacy issues heh

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You have no shame, ABC...

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Homeless bachelor next.

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Apr 13Liked by Joyce Wadler

VERY FUNNY STUFF. and would be a great reprieve after years of that stupid show. dark comedy needs a turn in this collective benign consciousness. a bigger incentive for those desperate , silly women would be, to the winner gets all the money in his will...but we don't know how much, which could be millions or zero, until the end. the financial tension builds which drives the girls to plotting against each other . Or as in the ending of "In the Realm of the Senses", the winner gets to cut off his dick and take it home, but not before waving it in the air in victory!!

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Apr 13Liked by Joyce Wadler

MR. PIERCE D. COLIN…the gift that keeps on giving apparently!

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I’ma binge watching this!

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