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Momo Kron's avatar

Riiiiiiight.

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Jay  Kinard's avatar

🤣🤣

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Truth Be Told's avatar

😆😆😆

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Ayame's avatar

One thing that makes it obvious this is satire; a malignant narcissist like trump would never ever “admit” to a error no matter how “small”, not even to hide another mistake 🤷🏻🤪 nor would he admit he’s less popular or behind in polls or anything 🙃 instead he’d say it’s rigged or whoever he’s talking to “heard this story wrong” and then he would blabber on how much crowd he attracts, the most crowd in the history ~insert tiny harmonica hands here~

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JDP's avatar

Hahaha

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DerpDerpDerp's avatar

Trump took the Brown Acid because some hippy told him not to. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Kerry Bart-Raber's avatar

Hmmm- I forgot to go to church this past weekend - but I did think about it/ esp if it at this location!! ✌️

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Wren Baker's avatar

Yeah I can see that. Except that Jimmy died in 1970.

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Dean Michael Love's avatar

‘Many people say I taught Jimi how to play the guitar. Many fine people say that.’

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Diana's avatar

Sure he was!

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Todd's avatar

Purple Haze infiltrated the Orange Beast

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Mary's avatar

Oh … okay. This makes more sense! Too funny. Actually … He has been “actin’ funny” latly and we “dont know why” for sure. If he actually starts kissing the sky …. we can begin to understand what happened to him. We will know he dropped acid (Purple Haze) with Jimi a few too many times when he was hangin’ with him back in the day.

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Martha Abraham's avatar

Was he attempting to kiss the sky when he was staring at the eclipse?

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Abigail  O’Neill's avatar

It was Muhammad Ali dammit.

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Irna Gadd's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Spooky Smith's avatar

Last version I heard had the crash taking place in the Mekong Delta, apparently after the crash he personally defeated the Viet Cong. That’s why Vietnam was such a glorious American victory.

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Michael McGuire's avatar

LMAO

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Robert  Taylor's avatar

Excuse me while I kiss this guy!

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