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Cinderella Awakens From a Nightmare
How about a shroud for your Black Tie event?
"How Dare You Criticize My Child in The New York Times!"
Quentin Tarantino Directs "The Sound of Music"
Only Six Breakup Days Left Till Christmas
One Day In Summer, We Went Ballooning
"Pilgrims Gonna Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.."
Hello There, Sissies, Do You Have A Dream?
I Drove into a Brick Wall This Week
I'm Worried About the Six-Foot Penis
Hi-Yo, Silver!! Stop Those Dastardly Spectrum TV Bandits!
Take These Priceless Family Pearls, Foul American Reporter, And Stuff Them Down Your Nose One by One
"The Dead Bachelor" -- The Show ABC Should Have Gone With
Hello, Fellow Book Club Members, I Hope My Selection Doesn't Make You Despise Me
"There wasn't any funeral," Jimmy the Weasel says, "We buried him."
This is 75: Joyce Wadler Responds to The Oldster Magazine Questionnaire
Mr. Pumpkin Assaulted Me in Bed Last Night
On a Scale of One to Five, How Annoying is Filling Out This Health Form?
Tony Soprano's Goodbye Note to His Summer Landlady
Another one of Putin's close friends has accidentally died
GET OUT!!! (Of Gwyneth Paltrow's Guest House)
By The Time I Got to the Woodstock Cemetery
"I see ya wear white panties," Homewrecker Smith tells me. "When I see ya again, wear pink."
Trust Me, Lady, Nobody is Hiring a 79-Year-Old Woman to be a Broadway Chorus Girl
Barbie Snaps (And This Time, It’s Not A Body Part)
Rental Cars Make James Bond Nervous, Too
Oh, Shining E-Bike on a Hill I Could Not Otherwise Climb
Heathcliff is Staying ALL Summer? Who's Doing The Laundry?
And Just Like That, Carrie Bradshaw Gets More Action than Any Older Woman Not Working at OTB
Writer Grievously Injured Doing Housework
Helen Mirren Called From the Future To Say She is Pregnant At 83
I Would Love to Go to Your Grandson's Viola Recital Today, But With This Bad Air, I Can't
Charles de Gaulle Airport was Designed with Extra Long Walkways to Cull the Weak and the Sick
Do I Have Food on My Face or Are You Wildly Signaling a Rescue Helicopter?
Garcon! Show Me to Your Worst Table!
"Levon," Says I to the Rock 'n Roll Legend, "Why Are You Doing This Interview in Your Underwear?"
Queen Camilla's Side Chick Convention in New York City
Archie and Veronica and Betty Are Now a Throuple and It's Not All Peachy Keen
The Bodies of Five Infants, in a Trunk in the Attic
King Charles is Driving Me Crazy with His Middle of the Night Calls
Samuel Beckett's New Musical: Waiting for the Surrey
After 60 Years, WeightWatchers Says the Hell with It, Take The Drugs
It's Gardening Season. Let's Scatter Joyce on the Begonias
Three Jewish Farm Boys in the Catskills in the Depression
Kate Hepburn, No-Nonsense Gynecologist
U.S. Navy Captains Do Not Have to Go on Dating Sites to Meet Women
New York Times Tech Reporter Leaves Wife for A.I. Tramp
Hank, Disgraced Budweiser Horse Turned Junkie, Tells All
Have You Done Something Nice For Your Vagina Today?
"Anna," Count Vronsky says, "Your Hair is Shedding All Over the Seats of My Maserati."
And now, Morgan the Magician will Attempt to Urinate While Encased in Spanx