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Cinderella Awakens From a Nightmare

The Highlights Reel

How about a shroud for your Black Tie event?

Holiday Break

"How Dare You Criticize My Child in The New York Times!"

Quentin Tarantino Directs "The Sound of Music"

Only Six Breakup Days Left Till Christmas

One Day In Summer, We Went Ballooning

"Pilgrims Gonna Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.."

Hello There, Sissies, Do You Have A Dream?

I Drove into a Brick Wall This Week

I'm Worried About the Six-Foot Penis

Hi-Yo, Silver!! Stop Those Dastardly Spectrum TV Bandits!

Take These Priceless Family Pearls, Foul American Reporter, And Stuff Them Down Your Nose One by One

"The Dead Bachelor" -- The Show ABC Should Have Gone With

Hello, Fellow Book Club Members, I Hope My Selection Doesn't Make You Despise Me

"There wasn't any funeral," Jimmy the Weasel says, "We buried him."

This is 75: Joyce Wadler Responds to The Oldster Magazine Questionnaire

Mr. Pumpkin Assaulted Me in Bed Last Night

On a Scale of One to Five, How Annoying is Filling Out This Health Form?

Tony Soprano's Goodbye Note to His Summer Landlady

Another one of Putin's close friends has accidentally died

POTUS in the Pen

Rudi Pagliacci

GET OUT!!! (Of Gwyneth Paltrow's Guest House)

By The Time I Got to the Woodstock Cemetery

"I see ya wear white panties," Homewrecker Smith tells me. "When I see ya again, wear pink."

Trust Me, Lady, Nobody is Hiring a 79-Year-Old Woman to be a Broadway Chorus Girl

Barbie Snaps (And This Time, It’s Not A Body Part)

Rental Cars Make James Bond Nervous, Too

Oh, Shining E-Bike on a Hill I Could Not Otherwise Climb

Heathcliff is Staying ALL Summer? Who's Doing The Laundry?

And Just Like That, Carrie Bradshaw Gets More Action than Any Older Woman Not Working at OTB

Writer Grievously Injured Doing Housework

Helen Mirren Called From the Future To Say She is Pregnant At 83

I Would Love to Go to Your Grandson's Viola Recital Today, But With This Bad Air, I Can't

Charles de Gaulle Airport was Designed with Extra Long Walkways to Cull the Weak and the Sick

Do I Have Food on My Face or Are You Wildly Signaling a Rescue Helicopter?

Garcon! Show Me to Your Worst Table!

"Levon," Says I to the Rock 'n Roll Legend, "Why Are You Doing This Interview in Your Underwear?"

Queen Camilla's Side Chick Convention in New York City

Archie and Veronica and Betty Are Now a Throuple and It's Not All Peachy Keen

The Bodies of Five Infants, in a Trunk in the Attic

King Charles is Driving Me Crazy with His Middle of the Night Calls

Samuel Beckett's New Musical: Waiting for the Surrey

After 60 Years, WeightWatchers Says the Hell with It, Take The Drugs

It's Gardening Season. Let's Scatter Joyce on the Begonias

Three Jewish Farm Boys in the Catskills in the Depression

It's Not a Good Job, You Doddering Three Year Old, and If You Don't Shape Up You're Going to Die in the Gutter

Casablanca: The Covid Years

Kate Hepburn, No-Nonsense Gynecologist

U.S. Navy Captains Do Not Have to Go on Dating Sites to Meet Women

New York Times Tech Reporter Leaves Wife for A.I. Tramp

Hank, Disgraced Budweiser Horse Turned Junkie, Tells All

Have You Done Something Nice For Your Vagina Today?

"Anna," Count Vronsky says, "Your Hair is Shedding All Over the Seats of My Maserati."

Submissive Dining

And now, Morgan the Magician will Attempt to Urinate While Encased in Spanx

Who You Calling 'Granny', Punk?

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